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Lyrics By Bill Fagan********************************************Music By Jeff Scott
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ACT  I 
ACT II
 

ENCYCLOPEDIA OF GREAT BRITAIN

(SUNG BY: Allen & Jane)

(ALLEN)
Why was I so stubborn?

(JANE)
How could I misconstrue?

(BOTH)
To quarrel over the Gross-National product, Of Peru?

Look it up,
I wish we'd,
looked it up in the place where all great knowledge is written...

(COMPANY)
Encyclopedia of Great Britain!

(ALLEN spoken)
By Whammey!

(MUSIC CUE: Whammey underscoring IN)

(COMPANY spoken)
Ohhhh!

(MUSIC CUE: Whammey underscoring OUT)

(ALLEN spoken)
Makers of...

(MUSIC CUE: Gyro-Hoops jingle music IN)

(ALL sung)
G-G-G-G-Gyro-Hoops!

(MUSIC CUE: Gyro-Hoops jingle music OUT)

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