Bombed A Lot reprise and bows sequence from BOMBED A LOT

Lyrics From The Mock-U-Musical BOMBED A LOT! ©

Lyrics By Bill Fagan********************************************Music By Jeff Scott

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ACT I	ACT II

BOMBED A LOT reprise/bows

(SUNG BY: Company)

JACK (spoken)
...Peter Buoy Wryder is world famous

JILL (spoken)
No one's ever heard of him.

JACK (spoken)
This revue is running around the world.

JILL (spoken)
Oh yeah, what about united Germany?

ALL (sung)
Sein nicht, handeln un-gee-ig-net (net net net)
Der wille nicht geben promiscuity

JANE (spoken)
How about Guatemala?

ALL (sung)
Andale Zit-Zapper, andale Zit-Zapper,
Zap esa zit, al diabollo

JANE (spoken)
They must love him in France

JANE (sung in French)
(a bird, a fence, an old brown show
I'm driving through my life)

JANE (spoken)
Not to mention Japan!

PIANIST (sung)
Nakida, ko, rin, anino, Hi
I can see my, anino!

BOYS (sung)
Peter Buoy Wryder, Peter Buoy Wryder

BOYS (spoken)
Peter Buoy

ALL (sung)
Peter Buoy Wryder, Peter Buoy Wryder
Peter Buoy Wryder, Peter Buoy Wryder, Goodnight!

ALL
London was bombed a lot
(spoken "When"?)
During the war, as was my dear old Dad

Father was quite the sot
During the war, And I was one soaked lad...

Topsy-turvy, lost yer nervy
Rack and ruin, you're boo-hoo-in

Try some whisky, and get frisky,
Your home is rubble, have a double!

We were both sad and glad
COMPANY (spoken "When?")
During the war,

ALL
'cause we were bombed a lot!
Yes we were bombed a lot!
Now you've seen bombed a lot!

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