We couldn't
be cheerier
Feeling superior
We swagger and strut...
We're rolling
in cash
We're so flush when we flash
Our wads of the green stuff
Can't get enough
Business
is boomin'
Plenty of room in
The lap of luxury!
The lap
of luxury
Slip on a tux, you see
How comfy it is
Our dads
were pushy, now
We've got it cushy, wow!
Champagne and fizz
We're living
life to the hilt
Grander than Vanderbilt
Splurge
as we must
The upper crust
Fate had
it written
We all would sit in
The lap of luxury!
CAMERON & SYLVIA
Wealth can bring great power
But cannot bring true love.
Man and
wife are chosen
And blessed from above.
Still, the
two must work hard to
Keep love aflame,
Faithfully and gracefully,
So both win the game.
ALL
From the shoulder of indifference
To the elbow of advantage
To the fingers full of luck and chance,
Our swells
are sweller
Than Rockefeller's
Our roses always in full bloom...
From the
foot of fame and fortune
To the knee of ambition
To the hips of easy circumstance,
You bet
your assets
We reek of class, and
Our (sh!) smells like French perfume!
The lap
of luxury
Millions of bucks to wheel
And deal like a king
The world's
our playground
Our say-what-we-may-ground
We own everything
It's not
that we're snobs
We've just never had jobs
We're well-off in our niche
The stinking
rich...
Money to
burn in
Come take a turn in
The lap of luxury!
PAYTON
Hideous dress, my dear,
What were you thinking of?
AMBER-ROSE
Poker my love, I was thinking of
Cramming it down your throat!
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