Comedy/Musical Theatre/Cabaret
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Comedy/Musical Theatre/Cabaret |
| Bill Fagan LYRICS
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Jeff
Scott MUSIC |
*Copyright © to all lyrics and music owned exclusively by Mayday Productions. No unauthorized use or reproduction of these lyrics and/or music is allowed unless given by express written agreement from either the lyricist or composer named above. |
 ©
(1998) | |
| I
Was A Teenage Homo (pop ballad) CLICK FOR LYRICS & SONG DEMO |
Every
troubled teens anthym to the question...to come out, or not to come out. |
| The
Way You Feel Is Real (disco
love song) CLICK FOR LYRICS & SONG DEMO |
Girlfriend sings to her hot-headed
boyfriend about his feelings...very Donna Summerish. |
| Like
She's A Queen (funny
50's trio) CLICK FOR LYRICS & SONG DEMO |
1950's Mom & Dad sing to
the new boyfriend about how to treat their little girl. |
| Table
For One (humorous ballad) CLICK FOR LYRICS & SONG DEMO |
Beautiful ballad sung by a sad
sack loaner about, well, being a sad sack loaner! |
©
(1997) | |
| In
Your Dream Dear (comedic novelty duet) CLICK FOR LYRICS | A married couple fight about never having heared the other admit to being wrong! |
| Gone (rag
time waltz) CLICK FOR LYRICS | Older, slightly bitter woman sings of how romance used to be in the good old days |
©
(1994) | |
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Just
Tonight (beautiful ballad/duet) CLICK FOR LYRICS & SONG DEMO | New lovers sing of mutual love at first site. |
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Where
Ever You Are (ballad) CLICK FOR LYRICS & SONG DEMO | A motherless young man questions his approaching marriage. |
| The
Lap Of Luxury (rag time ditty) CLICK FOR LYRICS & SONG DEMO | Wealthy party guests sing about the good life...and being very, very rich. |
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To Be
Mad About You (swing/novelty song) CLICK FOR LYRICS & SONG DEMO | A party guest sings a game of musical chairs with the gentlemen guests. |
| Forgotten
(tango) CLICK FOR LYRICS & SONG DEMO | A jilted bride sings to her fiance about being ignored. |
| As
You Sow, So Shall You Reap (silly funeral durge) CLICK FOR LYRICS & SONG DEMO | Funeral guests sing a traditional funeral song. |
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When
Love Calls (novelty song/duet) CLICK FOR LYRICS & SONG DEMO | Older spinster sings of emerging feelings towards a widower. |
©
(1992) | |
| Bombed
A Lot (comedic/novelty rag time song) CLICK FOR LYRICS & SONG DEMO | An English lad sings about wartime, and his father's drinking problem. |
| Zit-Zapper
(sultry commerical jingle) CLICK FOR LYRIC & SONG DEMO | Who knew selling an acne tool could sound so sexy! |
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My Controllable
Zombie (novelty commercial jingle) CLICK FOR LYRICS & SONG DEMO | A 1960's high-concept toy gets a rockin' television commercial. |
| The
Kindness Of Strangers (quirky
jazz song) CLICK FOR LYRICS & SONG DEMO | A song for the character of Blanche from a musical version of "Streetcar Named Desire". |
| Gotta
(meaningless old hippie song) CLICK FOR LYRICS & SONG DEMO | At a college rocked by campus violence, two students sing of responsibility. |
| Trees
and Things (meaningless ballad) CLICK FOR LYRICS & SONG DEMO | A sense of doomed resignation is perfectly captured in this operatic ballad. |
| Big
And Little (Santa Monica) (folksong/duet) CLICK FOR LYRICS & SONG DEMO | Hilarious folk song about Los Angeles' duel-named street! |
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Face
Your Shadow (novelty ballad) CLICK FOR LYRICS & SONG DEMO | Mother Nature and attendants prepare an unsuspecting groundhog for his momentous task. |
| P.M.S.
Pinafore: A Period Piece (a humorous 10 minute operetta) CLICK FOR LYRICS & SHORT SONG HIGHLIGHTS DEMO The P.M.S. Pinafore We’re The Royal Guard I’m Gov’nor Of The Island The Women’s Day In Court So Sweet, So Swell (I Found) A Clause In Your Laws He’s No Woman Now Let Our Hatchets Be Buried | Adrift at sea, mistaken lesbian love, macho island guards, marriage laws...it's all there! |
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Adam And Steve ©
(1992) Concept Songs for a show about IF god DID create Adam & Steve...and Eve too | |
| The Devil himself (here named Lucy), bemoans the trouble being him. | |
| Adam sings of what this new mate (Steve) God is going to send him will be like. | |
| Adam sings to Steve of what true lovers like to do best, shop. | |
| Eve sings of her plight now that her Adam has left her for Steve. | |
| Eve sings of her anger with Adam, realizing if this is really what love is, she'll have no part of it. | |
| Adam sings of his anger with Steve, realizing if this is really what love is, he'll have no part of it. | |
| You
Make Me Feel (adam and eve uptempo ballad) CLICK FOR SONG DEMO | Adam and Eve sings a duet explaining all their feelings of being in love. |
| Living
Together (sarcastic fight between lovers) CLICK FOR SONG DEMO | Adam and Steve argue about what else? Living together of coarse. |
©
(1991) | |
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The First
Nouvelle (christmas themed novelty song) CLICK FOR LYRICS & SONG DEMO | Novelty song about an eatery which boasts year-round Christmas decorations. |
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Waiting
(ballad/duet) CLICK FOR LYRICS & SONG DEMO | A waitress, in love with the general manager, sing of weddings with him. |
| The
Queen Of Mean Cuisine (uptempo novelty song) CLICK FOR LYRICS & SONG DEMO | Restaurant
staff sings about the evil owner...could be about anyone mean & evil! |
| Miscellaneous
Songs: © | |
| Older man, in this case Mr. Del Arte' sings a little dirty ditty from his childrens television show. | |
| America
(ballad) * Lyrics By Paula Kay Perry CLICK FOR LYRICS | Sung through the eyes of 3 Mother's from around the world who sent their children to America. |
| Golden
Years (bitterly comedic novelty song) * Lyrics By Jeff Scott CLICK FOR SONG DEMO | Older person sings of getting old and grey (and bitter) with their spouse. |
| It's You
(sentimental ballad) * Lyrics By Wendy Worthington CLICK FOR LYRICS | A woman realizes not only has she turned into her mother, but it's the best part of herself. |
| Comissioned by Broadway & cabaret artist Cindy Benson | |
| Comissioned by Broadway & cabaret artist Cindy Benson | |
| OTHER
COMPOSING / WRITING CREDITS: | |
|
The Lovely
Carol Variety Show (specialty numbers), Theater Geo (1995) Shayna's Rockin' Review (specialty material), The Rose Tattoo (1990) The Phantom Of The Ahmanson (mini-musical), Theater/Theatre (1989) Cat: Musical On A Hot-Tin Roof (mini-musical), The Backlot (1988) | |