Comedy/Musical Theatre/Cabaret
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Comedy/Musical Theatre/Cabaret |
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Bill Fagan LYRICS
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Jeff
Scott MUSIC
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*Copyright © to all lyrics and music owned exclusively by Mayday Productions. No unauthorized use or reproduction of these lyrics and/or music is allowed unless given by express written agreement from either the lyricist or composer named above. |
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(1998) |
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I
Was A Teenage Homo (pop
ballad)
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Every
troubled teens anthym to the question...to come out, or not to come out.
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The Way
You Feel Is Real
(disco love song)
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Girlfriend sings to her
hot-headed boyfriend about his feelings...very Donna Summerish.
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Like She's
A Queen (funny
50's trio)
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1950's Mom & Dad sing
to the new boyfriend about how to treat their little girl.
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Table
For One (humorous ballad)
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Beautiful ballad sung by
a sad sack loaner about, well, being a sad sack loaner!
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(1997) |
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In
Your Dream Dear (comedic novelty duet)
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A married couple fight about never having heared the other admit to being wrong! |
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Gone (rag time waltz)
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Older, slightly bitter woman sings of how romance used to be in the good old days |
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(1994) |
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Just
Tonight (beautiful ballad/duet)
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New lovers sing of mutual love at first site. |
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Where
Ever You Are (ballad)
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A motherless young man questions his approaching marriage. |
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The
Lap Of Luxury (rag time ditty)
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Wealthy party guests sing about the good life...and being very, very rich. |
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To
Be Mad About You (swing/novelty song)
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A party guest sings a game of musical chairs with the gentlemen guests. |
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Forgotten
(tango)
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A jilted bride sings to her fiance about being ignored. |
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As
You Sow, So Shall You Reap (silly funeral durge)
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Funeral guests sing a traditional funeral song. |
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When
Love Calls (novelty song/duet)
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Older spinster sings of emerging feelings towards a widower. |
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(1992) |
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Bombed
A Lot (comedic/novelty rag time song)
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An English lad sings about wartime, and his father's drinking problem. |
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Zit-Zapper
(sultry commerical jingle)
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Who knew selling an acne tool could sound so sexy! |
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My
Controllable Zombie (novelty commercial jingle)
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A 1960's high-concept toy gets a rockin' television commercial. |
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The
Kindness Of Strangers (quirky
jazz song)
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A song for the character of Blanche from a musical version of "Streetcar Named Desire". |
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Gotta
(meaningless old hippie song)
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At a college rocked by campus violence, two students sing of responsibility. |
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Trees
and Things (meaningless ballad)
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A sense of doomed resignation is perfectly captured in this operatic ballad. |
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Big
And Little (Santa Monica) (folksong/duet)
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Hilarious folk song about Los Angeles' duel-named street! |
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Face
Your Shadow (novelty ballad)
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Mother Nature and attendants prepare an unsuspecting groundhog for his momentous task. |
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P.M.S.
Pinafore: A Period Piece
(a humorous 10 minute operetta) CLICK FOR LYRICS & SHORT SONG HIGHLIGHTS DEMO The P.M.S. Pinafore We’re The Royal Guard I’m Gov’nor Of The Island The Women’s Day In Court So Sweet, So Swell (I Found) A Clause In Your Laws He’s No Woman Now Let Our Hatchets Be Buried |
Adrift at sea, mistaken lesbian love, macho island guards, marriage laws...it's all there! |
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Adam And Steve ©
(1992)
Concept Songs for a show about IF god DID create Adam & Steve...and Eve too |
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| The Devil himself (here named Lucy), bemoans the trouble being him. | |
| Adam sings of what this new mate (Steve) God is going to send him will be like. | |
| Adam sings to Steve of what true lovers like to do best, shop. | |
| Eve sings of her plight now that her Adam has left her for Steve. | |
| Eve sings of her anger with Adam, realizing if this is really what love is, she'll have no part of it. | |
| Adam sings of his anger with Steve, realizing if this is really what love is, he'll have no part of it. | |
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You
Make Me Feel (adam and eve uptempo ballad)
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Adam and Eve sings a duet explaining all their feelings of being in love. |
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Living
Together (sarcastic fight between lovers)
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Adam and Steve argue about what else? Living together of coarse. |
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(1991) |
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The
First Nouvelle (christmas themed novelty song)
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Novelty song about an eatery which boasts year-round Christmas decorations. |
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Waiting
(ballad/duet)
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A waitress, in love with the general manager, sing of weddings with him. |
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The
Queen Of Mean Cuisine (uptempo novelty song)
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Restaurant staff
sings about the evil owner...could be about anyone mean & evil! |
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Miscellaneous Songs:
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| Older man, in this case Mr. Del Arte' sings a little dirty ditty from his childrens television show. | |
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America (ballad)
* Lyrics By Paula Kay Perry CLICK FOR LYRICS |
Sung through the eyes of 3 Mother's from around the world who sent their children to America. |
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Golden Years (bitterly comedic
novelty song)
* Lyrics By Jeff Scott CLICK FOR SONG DEMO |
Older person sings of getting old and grey (and bitter) with their spouse. |
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It's You (sentimental ballad)
* Lyrics By Wendy Worthington CLICK FOR LYRICS |
A woman realizes not only has she turned into her mother, but it's the best part of herself. |
| Comissioned by Broadway & cabaret artist Cindy Benson | |
| Comissioned by Broadway & cabaret artist Cindy Benson | |
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OTHER
COMPOSING / WRITING CREDITS:
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The
Lovely Carol Variety Show (specialty numbers), Theater Geo (1995)
Shayna's Rockin' Review (specialty material), The Rose Tattoo (1990) The Phantom Of The Ahmanson (mini-musical), Theater/Theatre (1989) Cat: Musical On A Hot-Tin Roof (mini-musical), The Backlot (1988) |
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