Lyrics From The Mock-U-Musical BOMBED A LOT! ©
Lyrics By Bill Fagan********************************************Music By Jeff Scott
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ACT  I 
ACT II
 

NICE GUY OR CHUMP?

(SUNG BY: Tom and Company girls)


(TOM)
Every favor I do for a gorgeous gal
Never makes me her lover, just a pal

Ooh___________

Am I a nice guy, or chump?

(GIRLS: Spoken)
"Chump!"

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