Lyrics From The Mock-U-Musical BOMBED A LOT! ©
Lyrics By Bill Fagan********************************************Music By Jeff Scott
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ACT  I 
ACT II
 

TREES AND THINGS

(SUNG BY: Jane and Company boys)



(JANE)
Trees and things, a siren rings
Whizzing past my car,

Goats and sheep, and look, a creek
I've come and gone so far...

(Behind Jane, suspend from sticks, the boys hang a "bird", a "fence" and an "old brown shoe".)

A bird,

(SFX: Birds chirping)

a fence,

(SFX: Creaky fence squeaks)

an old brown shoe,

(SFX: Man’s footsteps walking fast)

I'm driving through my life,

(SFX: Car driving away)

I need someone to anchor too
A man like Barney Fife.

Ah_____, ah_____, ah_____

(Jane sings so high only dogs can hear, as the cast howls behind her.)

(JANE)
A wanderer am I, said she
That gypsy with the fingers three,

My hand forbids a wedding ring
I'm destined to drive, near trees and things.

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