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Lyrics
From The Mock-U-Musical BOMBED A LOT! ©
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Lyrics
By Bill Fagan********************************************Music
By Jeff Scott
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*Copyright
to all lyrics and music owned exclusively by Mayday Productions.
No unauthorized use or reproduction of these lyrics is allowed unless given by express written agreement from either the lyricist or composer named above. |
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ACT
I
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ACT
II
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YOU DO THE MATH
(SUNG BY: Jack and Tom)
JACK
I was once a happy fellow
Happy home and happy wife
But an error on my
taxes changed my life
To
the big house I was sentenced
For the passion of my crime
Now I'm adding
up my days till I've served my time
Learnin'
how to barter for my supplies...
Bubba get's me things, if I rub his thighs...
BOTH
To get a cigarette in prison, you must wisely choose your path
A pack of smokes for a wedding...you do the math!
TOM
So I spend my days by reading
Lifting weights, and playing ball
Once a
month my wife will visit, or give a call
Now
I trade my gum for toothpaste
I'm the bitch of cell block "C"
But my brand new life, as a prison wife, suits me
Multiply
the dreams gone from childhood...
Then subtract the days off for being good...
BOTH
To get a private stall for showers, no one else to wash your calf
Alone, or
naked with hundreds, you do the math!
They say it's like a open marriage, or a giant Turkish bath
When you get out,
are you mister? Or Mrs. Math!?!
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