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Lyrics
From The Mock-U-Musical BOMBED A LOT! ©
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Lyrics
By Bill Fagan********************************************Music
By Jeff Scott
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*Copyright
to all lyrics and music owned exclusively by Mayday Productions.
No unauthorized use or reproduction of these lyrics is allowed unless given by express written agreement from either the lyricist or composer named above. |
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ACT
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ACT
II
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MY CONTROLLABLE ZOMBIE
(SUNG BY: Tom and Company girls)
(GIIRLS: Spoken)
"Hey Johnny, is that a new toy you're playing with?"
(TOM: Spoken)
"Uh-hu..."
(ALICE: Spoken)
"Is it a race car driver?"
(TOM: Spoken)
"Nope!"
(ELIZABETH: Spoken)
"Is it a space man?"
(TOM: Spoken)
"Noooo!"
(JANE: Spoken)
"Is it some sort of clay you mold into a shape?"
(TOM: Spoken)
"No...NO! You wanna know what my new toy is?"(ALICE: Spoken)
"Yes!"(ELIZABETH: Spoken)
"Yes!"
(JANE: Spoken)
"Yes!"
(ALL GIRLS: Spoken)
"Yes..."(TOM)
Ohhh...Not quite dead, not quite alive...
Ask your mom if you're under five,
If you can play, ask your mom if you can play with,My Controllable Zombie!
My Controllable Zombie!My Controllable Zombie,
Will put you in a spell,
My Controllable Zombie,
Can make you go to...(TOM: Spoken)
"Hello operator, I'd like to order Speigel Catalog item number 666, My Controllable Zombie, my mom says I can have it...Why?"(TOM)
'Cause I've got an uncontrollable urge for,
My Controllable Zombie!I've got an uncontrollable urge for,
My Controllable Zombie!
(TOM: Spoken)
"At least I think I can control it!???"
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